Newly discovered CC method; police pat-downs can't even detect weapon

[srad]

Gun found on obese inmate after 5 searches | Houston & Texas News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

 

[66MustangCvt]

That's a guy?????????????????? Looks like a fat woman with a mustache!

 

[Mgderf]

Wonder if a metal detector would pick it up in there?

 

[lawrra]

At least he 'fessed up. I doubt he said anything about the oatmeal cream pies or swiss cake rolls under his back fat, though.

 

[Redskinsfan]

good laugh

At least he 'fessed up. I doubt he said anything about the oatmeal cream pies or swiss cake rolls under his back fat, though.

Thanks for the good laugh.

Terry

 

[ezdubbin97]

wow...that is too much...would that classify as a UMB method of carry (Under Man Boob)

 

[DemolitionMan]

Man, and here I've been working so hard to lose weight....guess I should start going in the other direction!

 

[concrete dog]

wow im not sure what to say,but i sure did get a laugh out of it lol

 

[Crystalship1]

My ex is an E.R. nurse and she was telling me about a 600lb. woman who was in with adominal pains and upon getting her ready for a pelvic exam. (blaaark ), they found a TV remote control in her folds of fat.

When they took the remote (now sealed in a plastic bag) to the familiy in the waiting area, one of the "bubbas" says: "Hey we've been a lookin' fer that"!!!!

 

[The Meach]

Dude just imagine. Sumo wrestlers could hide a AR-15 in their belly button

 

[jsx1043]

I heard of a similar story...

My ex is an E.R. nurse and she was telling me about a 600lb. woman who was in with adominal pains and upon getting her ready for a pelvic exam. (blaaark ), they found a TV remote control in her folds of fat.

When they took the remote (now sealed in a plastic bag) to the familiy in the waiting area, one of the "bubbas" says: "Hey we've been a lookin' fer that"!!!!

A rotund woman once lost a chicke leg in a fold of fat. She went to the hospital in pain and they found the chicken leg, decomposed, and covered in maggots! (Again...blaaark )

 

[alwalker84]

I dont have any of those spots

 

[Scout]

A rotund woman once lost a chicke leg in a fold of fat. She went to the hospital in pain and they found the chicken leg, decomposed, and covered in maggots! (Again...blaaark )

I heard it was a grilled cheese sandwich that was found.

 

[Boilers]

I have wondered if a well-made 'fat suit' (think Tim Allen as Santa) would do two things:

1. Pass pat-down
2. defeat the backscatter x-ray machines at airport

Oh, and as far as believing them when they SAY they do a thorough pat-down? Remember the guy in police custody that shot himself? Here is story/video. THAT is what happens OR WORSE when pat-downs are poorly done. (someone gets SHOT in the video - forewarned)

I will not make this clickable, but you can construct the link yourself.

www.snopes.comSLASHphotosSLASHgruesomeSLASHinterrogate.asp


Or search for cerna video

 

[Crystalship1]

CLICKY ----> snopes.com: The Last Interrogation

 

[norman428]

we need to start making holsters out of skin, it would get threw anything apparently.

 

[kyle1058]

CLICKY ----> snopes.com: The Last Interrogation

Pretty graphic.