New special forces unit.

[Lars]

The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

[TomN]

Jesus, the war will be over in a week.

 

[DocGlock86]

GIT ER DONE

 

[Scutter01]

Wonder if that's for when the tanks come...

 

[flagtag]

The Pentagon has announced the formation of a new elite fighting unit, The U.S. Redneck Special Forces!

This new unit is comprised of soldiers from the southern most states of the U.S.

These elite soldiers will be dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and given only the following information about their enemy:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Baby Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Woohoo! NICE toy!

 

[baldmax]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Feign]

I don't see why not. Just setup an XM radio station that beams classic NASCAR races into headphones, ice up the styrofoam cooler and fill with Busch or Coors, give them a tree stand and a double barrel shotgun, then send them out.

If it twitches it's dead. Plain and simple. Anyone can be be efficient with the proper motivation.

 

[Virtus]

Wonder if that's for when the tanks come...

Just use some composition B or C and some type of metal sheeting and some cow pies and you have the makings of some good tank mines.

 

[Yamaha]

hahahaha, is this announcement to distract us from the leak of the elite prison g-unit??? Allegedly they carry a knife and a sideways sighted pistol.....

 

[munky_3434]

and luckily for all the ones who have lost their licenses due to several DUI's an Abrams tank has a similar steering mechanism to a moped