Naked Man Pours Milk On Himself, Runs Screaming Through Walmart

[DoggyDaddy]

Did the toad licker from LaPorte make it down to Kentucky??

Naked man pours milk on himself, runs screaming through Kentucky - 13 WTHR Indianapolis

At least it wasn't Beech Grove...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Had to look up where S. Williamson, KY was...I was afraid it might have been Indiucky.

It's pretty far to the east. It *probably* wasn't him.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Had to look up where S. Williamson, KY was...I was afraid it might have been Indiucky.

It's pretty far to the east. It *probably* wasn't him.

Yeah, the story didn't mention any abdominal scars on the guy...

 

[Expat]

Had to look up where S. Williamson, KY was...I was afraid it might have been Indiucky.

It's pretty far to the east. It *probably* wasn't him.

Close to my original homeland... hey, who hasn't wanted to do that at some point... am I right?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Close to my original homeland... hey, who hasn't wanted to do that at some point... am I right?

I'm sensing a story from Expat's past just aching to be told.

 

[Birds Away]

Again, screen name?

 

[jamil]

I'm sensing a story from Expat's past just aching to be told.

Sometimes what happened in Walmart should stay in Walmart.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Sometimes what happened in Walmart should stay in Walmart.

Right. But with camera phones and YouTube--ain't no way.

Of course Expat's my age, so there's a good possibility his story doesn't involve a Walmart.

 

[jamil]

Right. But with camera phones and YouTube--ain't no way.

Of course Expat's my age, so there's a good possibility his story doesn't involve a Walmart.

Well I remember something about that guy who ran around nekkid in the sports stadium back in the seventies.

 

[Birds Away]

Churchmouse?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Well I remember something about that guy who ran around nekkid in the sports stadium back in the seventies.

Churchmouse?

Hmmmm....anybody else ever notice you never see Churchmouse and Expat together, at the same time?

 

[Birds Away]

Hmmmm....anybody else ever notice you never see Churchmouse and Expat together, at the same time?

 

[jamil]

Hmmmm....anybody else ever notice you never see Churchmouse and Expat together, at the same time?

I'm still waiting to find out in the other thread if churchmouse is the Glock fanboi INGOer who drives a chevy truck. So this would really blow my mind.

Nobody is who they are anymore.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

"Cereal Killer"?

 

[T.Lex]

First, he can't be crazy, because he explained why he did it. He thought he was on fire. Since that is superficially a rational reason to strip and pour liquid over one's self, he can't be insane.

Second, this is disconcerting:

Scott said the video may have generated some laughs, but the crime of indecent exposure has to be taken seriously.
"If we don't, then it could be happening all the time," he said. "So that's why it's important to go ahead and make these arrests."

So the only thing standing in the way of hoards of naked people with lactose fetishes is enforcement of indecency laws? They worry about very strange things in that part of the world.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm still waiting to find out in the other thread if churchmouse is the Glock fanboi INGOer who drives a chevy truck. So this would really blow my mind.

Nobody is who they are anymore.

I really hope not...Once ol'timers sets in, it's not a pretty sight.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

First, he can't be crazy, because he explained why he did it. He thought he was on fire. Since that is superficially a rational reason to strip and pour liquid over one's self, he can't be insane.

Second, this is disconcerting:


So the only thing standing in the way of hoards of naked people with lactose fetishes is enforcement of indecency laws? They worry about very strange things in that part of the world.

"You gotta nip it in the bud...Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!

 

[jamil]

"You gotta nip it in the bud...Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!

[video=youtube;0mj6B4DtNyM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mj6B4DtNyM[/video]

 

[femurphy77]

O.k., so somebody please explain to me WHY this is an issue????

 

[DoggyDaddy]

O.k., so somebody please explain to me WHY this is an issue????

Safety! Someone could slip and fall on that spilled milk.