My Restaurant Rant!!!

[mbills2223]

I actually majored in being an *******, with double minors in trolling and arrogant rants.

 

[forgop]

I actually majored in being an *******, with double minors in trolling and arrogant rants.

Looks like Nightowl must have been a classmate, but got much better grades.

 

[Sylvain]

I actually majored in being an *******, with double minors in trolling and arrogant rants.

QFT

I just showed up but I guess I missed all the fun.

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Rules for Restaurants :

Do to some in the audience who are suffering from a terrible case of panty-twist, I have taken down this thread and will join the Kumba-ya Club and promise to only write happy-happy-joy-joy posts from now on, I swear to Beaver Cleaver!

Don't take your toys and leave yet grumpy we've only gotten through Ten pages , this party is just gettin started !

With my sophomoric creative writing skills and my limited verbal vocabulary this is usually the point where I'd revert back to my knuckle draggin Neanderthal ways and simply start MFing you up and down , givin your ass hell and charging you rent .

You see I didn't minor in creative writing but I have a PHD in sarcastic bastardry and I would tell you to GO **** YOURSELF with a cactus but judging from your OP , I'm pretty sure your already have .

 

[mbills2223]

Looks like Nightowl must have been a classmate, but got much better grades.

He was class president AND valedictorian. I was at the bottom of the class!

QFT

I just showed up but I guess I missed all the fun.

It's never too late!

Don't take your toys and leave yet grumpy we've only gotten through Ten pages , this party is just gettin started !

With my sophomoric creative writing skills and my limited verbal vocabulary this is usually the point where I'd revert back to my knuckle draggin Neanderthal ways and simply start MFing you up and down , givin your ass hell and charging you rent .

You see I didn't minor in creative writing but I have a PHD in sarcastic bastardry and I would tell you to GO **** YOURSELF with a cactus but judging from your OP , I'm pretty sure your already have .

I just laughed so heard at this.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Rules for Restaurants :

[STRIKE]Do[/STRIKE] Due to some in the audience who are suffering from a terrible case of panty-twist, I have taken down this thread and will join the Kumba-ya Club and promise to only write happy-happy-joy-joy posts from now on, I swear to Beaver Cleaver!

I didn't major or minor in any sort of writing when I went to college...but I'm pretty sure, in addition to that word mis-use, that's a poorly constructed sentence.

 

[Sylvain]

It's never too late!

It's party time then!

 

[Rookie]

I would suggest the OP try Amy's baking company. He'd love it.

 

[RedneckReject]

Just checked this thread again from work. Thank you for making my evening better due to uncontrollable laughter.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Oooooohhhh....if only he were here with all things chocolate

Chocolate bunnies are better

 

[92ThoStro]

You can't really edit your post if it is quoted already . That is just silly lol. Obviously the OP was mostly a joke, not exactly a joke, but just over exaggerating personal preferences. But as a male who works in a restaurant I was not offended lol. I thought it was humerus, and was thinking of how I would react in a scenario with a customer like that.

 

[NightOwl]

I actually majored in being an *******, with double minors in trolling and arrogant rants.

Take another Viagra and grease-up the bulldog!

 

[NightOwl]

Don't take your toys and leave yet grumpy we've only gotten through Ten pages , this party is just gettin started !

With my sophomoric creative writing skills and my limited verbal vocabulary this is usually the point where I'd revert back to my knuckle draggin Neanderthal ways and simply start MFing you up and down , givin your ass hell and charging you rent .

You see I didn't minor in creative writing but I have a PHD in sarcastic bastardry and I would tell you to GO **** YOURSELF with a cactus but judging from your OP , I'm pretty sure your already have .

Yeh, having some education really is SO embarrasing- maybe I'll drink myself stupid and then write something - so you'll be able to understand it.

 

[mbills2223]

Take another Viagra and grease-up the bulldog!

Tread carefully, chief.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[chezuki]

x2

 

[BuddieReigns]

Take another Viagra and grease-up the bulldog!

Been there. Done that...

 

[NightOwl]

Been there. Done that...

 

[NightOwl]

I actually majored in being an *******, with double minors in trolling and arrogant rants.

Oh, but you THINK you can call people ****** and troll and get away with it- WHO are you, CHIEF?

 

[Sylvain]

People have been banned for name calling, just saying ... again.