Who among us hasn't taken a giant foam ball and face-planted our kid with it?
OK, mine wasn't a ball...it was pushing a swing too high. And she didn't face plant because I actually caught her.
And she wasn't the one crying...I was. She wanted to go again.
But that's when she was little and sweet - and hadn't developed a smartass mouth yet.
She's turning 18 in a week or so...and I'm in the market for a giant foam ball...
That is pure poetry!Who among us hasn't taken a giant foam ball and face-planted our kid with it?
OK, mine wasn't a ball...it was pushing a swing too high. And she didn't face plant because I actually caught her.
And she wasn't the one crying...I was. She wanted to go again.
But that's when she was little and sweet - and hadn't developed a smartass mouth yet.
She's turning 18 in a week or so...and I'm in the market for a giant foam ball...
That wasn't a foam ball, that one was a XXL regulation dodge ball.
Oh come on who hasn't done that to their kid?
Mars Hill.Is this in a trailer park? Why isn't mommy smoking and holding a beer?
Who among us hasn't taken a giant foam ball and face-planted our kid with it?
OK, mine wasn't a ball...it was pushing a swing too high. And she didn't face plant because I actually caught her.
And she wasn't the one crying...I was. She wanted to go again.
But that's when she was little and sweet - and hadn't developed a smartass mouth yet.
She's turning 18 in a week or so...and I'm in the market for a giant foam ball...