Michael Jackson Dead at 50

[Boilers]

There goes the 80s in one fail swoop of a day!

 

[Benny]

There goes the 80s in one fail swoop of a day!

Source?

Edit: I just turned the news on and it said Michael was found not breathing and rushed to the hospital...It isn't saying he's for sure dead though.

 

[bigcraig]

If true, good riddance.

 

[Boilers]

tmz.com

 

[JosephR]

Yep, cardiac arrest after overdose.

Farrah Fawcett was probably thinking "Thank God he's going to hell and not coming up to heaven with me!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Benny]

Well, maybe now the Beatles can get their songs back.

 

[Joe Williams]

Reckon it's kind of a shame. He wasn't always a whack job.

 

[JetGirl]

Unconfirmed so far...here's as close as I could find:
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson 'in bad shape' - WFRV Green Bay: Northeast Wisconsin News, Weather and Sports

 

[Boilers]

I must have missed where he converted to Islam last Fall.

Michael Jackson 'becomes a Muslim and changes name to Mikaeel' | Mail Online

 

[JosephR]

It made wiki's recent deaths page. those are always confirmed.

 

[Benny]

MSNBC just called tmz a liar.

 

[Boilers]

But did they add "Neener neener neener?"

 

[Benny]

But did they add "Neener neener neener?"

Nah, they just pointed to the LA Times article saying he's been hospitalized, but nothing is confirmed.

 

[4sarge]

TMZ is usaully spot on but MSM still says clinging to life

 

[JosephR]

Well his face died a long time ago, regardless...

 

[jontheturboguy]

Not really sure how you can kill a plastic shell?

 

[printcraft]

OK supposed to happen in 3's. Where's the other shoe.

Maybe Ed McMahon yesterday or Grasshopper (Karradine) last week.

Making me feel old boys and girls.

FILL IN THE BLANKS FOR YOU OWN BAD TASTE JOKE.
I WON'T DO IT BECAUSE I'LL GET BEAT UPON THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS
FROM THIS GROUP.

FROM (I'm Bad) - Michael Jackson

Because I'm _ _ _ _, I'm _ _ _ _
Come On
(_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-Really, Really _ _ _ _)
You Know I'm _ _ _ _, I'm _ _ _ _
You Know It
(_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-Really, Really _ _ _ _)
You Know I'm _ _ _ _, I'm _ _ _ _
Come On, You Know
(_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _-Really, Really _ _ _ _)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's _ _ _ _ . . .

 

[Benny]

TMZ is usaully spot on but MSM still says clinging to life

Yeah, they say he's in a coma.

Regardless, I don't think this pederass will be touching anymore kids in their naughty places.

 

[JosephR]

he's always been clinging to life.

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

If it's true, one less pedophile we have to worry about.