Man sets fire to own car and gas pump trying to kill spider with cig lighter

[Alamo]

The title says it all.

Man starts gas station blaze trying to kill spider with lighter - Story | WJBK


Pics at link.

 

[MCgrease08]

First of all, there's no need to kill spiders. Just brush them away and go about your business.

Second, if you do decide you must kill it, what's wrong with the old fashioned way of stomping on it with your foot like a normal person?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Speaking for myself...I'm much more afraid of burning alive than seeing a spider.

 

[Dead Duck]

That there was the perfect storm.

I'll bet his family will tease him with spider gags for the rest of his paranoid life.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

So.....did anyone get the spider's side of the story?

 

[actaeon277]

Well, he was a dumb ***.
But, then he used the fire extinguisher, so that puts him one step up from other dumb ***es.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Redtbird]

I guess he will now get flamed on the 'Net a lot.

 

[ghitch75]

85%er!!!!!!

 

[eric001]

Nonverified sources have claimed the spider was a flaming arachnosexual. Reportedly, this cannot be confirmed due to lack of evidence.

 

[cobber]

So close to a Darwin Award. Better luck next time, fool.

 

[devious169]

I bet he peed his pants a little!