Man Pleads Guilty to Atomic Wedgie Death

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THAT?S POSSIBLE?: Man Pleads Guilty to Death by Atomic Wedgie [VIDEO]

I had no idea this was even possible.33-year old Brad Davis plead guilty to killing his stepfather, Denver St. Clair, in a bizarre drunken fight involving an atomic wedgie.
The police reports states he ‘grabbed St. Clair’s underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.’
Davis reportedly knocked St. Clair unconscious after the atomic wedgie and left him on the ground.

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According to the autopsy reports, the 58-year-old St. Clair died when the elastic band of his torn, blue underwear was pulled over his head and ended up tightly against the front of his neck, cutting off his air.
Davis’ attorney, Bob Wyatt, said, “There was never any intent to kill him that way. I don’t think it was even foreseeable to him. …He said it …when he was interviewed that night, he said, ‘Man, I did a horrible thing when I gave him that wedgie.’ …He didn’t even really know the guy died.”

I would never have believe I would be on the earth for such stupidity.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I guess, in all fairness, the stepfather would have lived through the wedgie if he hadn't knocked him unconscious.

 

[Bfish]

Wow!

 

[THE BIG SITT]

Of all the ways to go, I would like avoid that one if at all possible.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Of all the ways to go, I would like avoid that one if at all possible.

This^^^

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Wondering if that means I may have been guilty of attempted homicide...................

 

[HoughMade]

If you can imagine it, someone has died from it.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

How did this not happen in Tippecanoe County?

Booze, stupid death, family involvement? All the elements of a Tippecanoe County case are here. Hmmm.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Like mamma always said: "It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt".

 

[rhino]

I'm now rethinking any future use of flat tires, purple nurples, noogies, dutch rubs, and indian burns. You never know . . .

 

[DoggyDaddy]

How did this not happen in Tippecanoe County?

Booze, stupid death, family involvement? All the elements of a Tippecanoe County case are here. Hmmm.

The MRAP of course. Duh.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

The MRAP of course. Duh.

Well, of course, it was so obvious.

Why don't we have any polar bear maulings in downtown Lafayette? MRAP.

Why don't we have any minor league baseball playing clubbing senior citizens in rest homes? MRAP.

Why don't rogue ninjas attack the Rotary Club? MRAP.

MRAP=the Ron Paul of law enforcement.

 

[rhino]

Kirk Freeman = the MRAP of INGO

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Kirk Freeman = the MRAP of INGO

Well, I NEED that MRAP for all the gunfights I get in. I get in just as many standoff gunfights with barricaded gunmen as the Tippecanoe County Sheriff's Department does.

 

[Hoosier8]

"Death by Atomic Wedgie" Wonder if that will be on the headstone?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Well, of course, it was so obvious.

Why don't we have any polar bear maulings in downtown Lafayette? MRAP.

Why don't we have any minor league baseball playing clubbing senior citizens in rest homes? MRAP.

Why don't rogue ninjas attack the Rotary Club? MRAP.

MRAP=the Ron Paul of law enforcement.

MRAP! What makes a king out of a slave? MRAP! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? MRAP! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? MRAP! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? MRAP! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? MRAP! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
MRAP!


(With apologies to the Cowardly Lion)

 

[rhino]

Being able to kill someone via Atomic Wedgie would be quite a resume booster for a budding professional assassin.