Let's say you already own one machine gun. Its your typical beginners MG, something of the Mac variety, so you've got subgun/9mm/.22/buzzgun and all that good stuff covered. Its your "fun gun". You can actually afford to take it out and shoot it, and it still puts smiles on everyones face when you let them shoot it.
But you're a man, a real man, and sometimes zipping pistol caliber ammo into things at lightspeed just doesn't cut it. You're a typical middle class man, and you know you'll only be able to maybe afford one more MG for the rest of your life (thanks Obama). So you better make the next one something you're really gonna love. You want something that's going to satisfy that urge inside of you that screams that old refrigerator MUST BE pumped full of lead, and destroyed beyond all recognition. When blasting out some high caliber stuff you want it to thump not only your chest, but anyone in the general vicinity who may be watching. But remember you're not rich or even near wealthy, its gonna take many years of concentrated saving and discipline to finally afford "the one". You already had to sacrifice some of your children from the gunsafe to help get some funds, and you've still gotta feed the beast once you have it. You won't shoot it often, maybe a few times a year for holidays and other gatherings. After many years, you finally have somewhere around $17-23 thousand saved up. (Obviously money that has been hidden from your wife for the past ten to twenty years). And now its time to decide, which machine gun do you buy? And why?
But you're a man, a real man, and sometimes zipping pistol caliber ammo into things at lightspeed just doesn't cut it. You're a typical middle class man, and you know you'll only be able to maybe afford one more MG for the rest of your life (thanks Obama). So you better make the next one something you're really gonna love. You want something that's going to satisfy that urge inside of you that screams that old refrigerator MUST BE pumped full of lead, and destroyed beyond all recognition. When blasting out some high caliber stuff you want it to thump not only your chest, but anyone in the general vicinity who may be watching. But remember you're not rich or even near wealthy, its gonna take many years of concentrated saving and discipline to finally afford "the one". You already had to sacrifice some of your children from the gunsafe to help get some funds, and you've still gotta feed the beast once you have it. You won't shoot it often, maybe a few times a year for holidays and other gatherings. After many years, you finally have somewhere around $17-23 thousand saved up. (Obviously money that has been hidden from your wife for the past ten to twenty years). And now its time to decide, which machine gun do you buy? And why?
. Might be cheaper to just move to Africa though 
