I celebrated Earth day in my own way

[reno]

In between rain storms I actually had the great fun to recycle some lead back to the earth where it came from. I feel great for doing it to.

 

[nova512]

repped for dodgeing the rain

 

[Titanium Man]

Now that's the non-politically correct way to observe earth day. Congratulations for being pro-active!! Way to wear the ribbon!!

 

[TRWXXA]

I danced around a pile of burning tires, while pouring 5 quarts of used motor oil onto the ground around it. Then sat down to my traditional Earth Day feast of Harp Seal stew and fricaseed Spotted Owl (tastes just like California Condor, BTW). In the warm glow of the dying fire, and with a belly full of the meat of fine animals, I lounged, smoking a great maduro-wrapped cigar -- secure in the knowledge that Mother Earth is strong enough and resilliant enough to be unaffected by my behavior. Bless you, Earth!!

 

[rjstew317]

I danced around a pile of burning tires, while pouring 5 quarts of used motor oil onto the ground around it. Then sat down to my traditional Earth Day feast of Harp Seal stew and fricaseed Spotted Owl (tastes just like California Condor, BTW). In the warm glow of the dying fire, and with a belly full of the meat of fine animals, I lounged, smoking a great maduro-wrapped cigar -- secure in the knowledge that Mother Earth is strong enough and resilliant enough to be unaffected by my behavior. Bless you, Earth!!

you forgot "disabled an oil tankers navigation system, which ran it aground"

 

[TRWXXA]

you forgot "disabled an oil tankers navigation system, which ran it aground"

Now you're just being silly.

 

[rjstew317]

Now you're just being silly.

What can I say, fresh clubbed baby seal flesh has that effect on me

 

[rhino]

My Earth Day Celebration:

1. Rent the SUV or truck with the worst gas mileage available on the market.
2. Drive to office of nearest chapter of a any of a variety of so-called "environmentalist" organizations.
3. Park vehicle with full tank in front of office.
4. Leave ignition "on."
5. Exit vehicle.
6. Place brick on gas pedal.
7. Lock door.
8. Leave area.
9. Return with small can of gasoline to retrieve vehicle the next day.

 

[TRWXXA]

My Earth Day Celebration:

1. Rent the SUV or truck with the worst gas mileage available on the market.
2. Drive to office of nearest chapter of a any of a variety of so-called "environmentalist" organizations.
3. Park vehicle with full tank in front of office.
4. Leave ignition "on."
5. Exit vehicle.
6. Place brick on gas pedal.
7. Lock door.
8. Leave area.
9. Return with small can of gasoline to retrieve vehicle the next day.

You forgot to run a hose from the tailpipe into an open window (a/c is bad for the environment, right?) of the office.

 

[TRWXXA]

What can I say, fresh clubbed baby seal flesh has that effect on me

It makes me crave the opportunity to drill an oil well right through a momma caribou, into the the surface of ANWR.