My 6 year old, Xander got home from school today and had a paper in his bag labeled, "How Mrs. Memmer's class will make their turkeys."
Apparently, you've been going it wrong all along. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. I was in tears.
Ayden: Cook it in the microwave for 3 minutes. That's what the guy on the radio said.
Rachel: Boil it.
Chance: Get out a plate, cook it for 13 minutes. Put those white things on the turkey's legs so it doesn't escape.
Dax: Take the bones out and bake it.
Madison: Cut the turkey's feathers off. Cut the head off and bake it for 9 minutes.
Amaya: Get milk on the turkey, put some salt and pepper. Bake it for 50 ours and eat it!
Sarah: Pour some salt and cut up the turkey. Put it on a plate and put it in the oven for 31 minutes.
Emily: Put cinnamon on the turkey. Put it in the oven for 13 minutes.
Kai: Get the salt, put the turkey on a plate and take it off the plate. Add more salk and pepper and bake it for 13-30 hours.
Celia: Get the turkey and put it in the oven for 25 minutes. Then put the turkey on a bow and arrow over boiling water. Eat it.
Bella: Get a knife and cut the turkey. Get the bones and put them on a plate. Add salt and pepper. Put it in the oven for 15-20 minutes. Enjoy!
Ashlynn: Put it in the oven for 3 minutes. Put butter and sticks on the bottom.
Abby: Get the bones out, cut the head off and cut the feathers. Bake it for 3 minutes.
Haley: Get salt, catch the turkey and but it in the oven for 13 minutes. Cut it up and eat it.
Jayden: Get a knife and cut the turkey. Get the bones out and enjoy.
Tianna: Put cheese, grapes and noodles on the turkey. Cook it outside for 15-20 seconds. How you are ready to eat.
Phoenix: Get pepper and put the meat in it. Cook it in the oven for 3 minutes.
Joey: Put oil on it. Then you but it in the oven for 80 seconds and then it's ready to eat!
Isabelle: Put it in the oven for 3 minutes.
Xander: Put it in the oven, pull the feathers off and kill the turkey. Then it's ready!
Jacie: You put milk on it and you let it back for 9 seconds. Then, you put dip on it and you eat it.
Holden: Put a hole in the meat and get the bones. Put the bones in the hole in the meat. Cook it for 5 minutes.
Apparently, you've been going it wrong all along. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. I was in tears.
Ayden: Cook it in the microwave for 3 minutes. That's what the guy on the radio said.
Rachel: Boil it.
Chance: Get out a plate, cook it for 13 minutes. Put those white things on the turkey's legs so it doesn't escape.
Dax: Take the bones out and bake it.
Madison: Cut the turkey's feathers off. Cut the head off and bake it for 9 minutes.
Amaya: Get milk on the turkey, put some salt and pepper. Bake it for 50 ours and eat it!
Sarah: Pour some salt and cut up the turkey. Put it on a plate and put it in the oven for 31 minutes.
Emily: Put cinnamon on the turkey. Put it in the oven for 13 minutes.
Kai: Get the salt, put the turkey on a plate and take it off the plate. Add more salk and pepper and bake it for 13-30 hours.
Celia: Get the turkey and put it in the oven for 25 minutes. Then put the turkey on a bow and arrow over boiling water. Eat it.
Bella: Get a knife and cut the turkey. Get the bones and put them on a plate. Add salt and pepper. Put it in the oven for 15-20 minutes. Enjoy!
Ashlynn: Put it in the oven for 3 minutes. Put butter and sticks on the bottom.
Abby: Get the bones out, cut the head off and cut the feathers. Bake it for 3 minutes.
Haley: Get salt, catch the turkey and but it in the oven for 13 minutes. Cut it up and eat it.
Jayden: Get a knife and cut the turkey. Get the bones out and enjoy.
Tianna: Put cheese, grapes and noodles on the turkey. Cook it outside for 15-20 seconds. How you are ready to eat.
Phoenix: Get pepper and put the meat in it. Cook it in the oven for 3 minutes.
Joey: Put oil on it. Then you but it in the oven for 80 seconds and then it's ready to eat!
Isabelle: Put it in the oven for 3 minutes.
Xander: Put it in the oven, pull the feathers off and kill the turkey. Then it's ready!
Jacie: You put milk on it and you let it back for 9 seconds. Then, you put dip on it and you eat it.
Holden: Put a hole in the meat and get the bones. Put the bones in the hole in the meat. Cook it for 5 minutes.
