Bearded men drive better in the snow. Proven fact.
Oh, and like driving in the snow, it makes you run a chainsaw better.
True, true. And once you reach epic beardliness, achieved by only a few, you don't even NEED a chainsaw anymore. The trees just fall down out of respect for the true master of the forest.
I didn't shave this morning...
I didn't shave this morning...
anybody participating in no-shave November?
I will. It won't be pretty, I'm sure, as there's enough genetically to keep me from getting full-on lumberjack quality. But, what the hell. Gotta shave tomorrow for a funeral, and a clean-up on Sunday for my wife's birthday, but after Sunday, I'll put the razor away for a month (or more).
Anybody else in?
True, true. And once you reach epic beardliness, achieved by only a few, you don't even NEED a chainsaw anymore. The trees just fall down out of respect for the true master of the forest.
I will. It won't be pretty, I'm sure, as there's enough genetically to keep me from getting full-on lumberjack quality. But, what the hell. Gotta shave tomorrow for a funeral, and a clean-up on Sunday for my wife's birthday, but after Sunday, I'll put the razor away for a month (or more).
Anybody else in?
This is a step in the right direction, you November growers, but your beard will sense your lack of commitment and will refuse to grow to its full potential under such conditions. It's only when you COMMIT, when you stop kneeling to the excess estrogen in your home or your body, when you allow the testosterone to run free, when you accept your role as keeper of a beard... THEN you'll see the magic happen.