Here's a new one.

[Benny]

Unusual case prompts judge to order presentence report - Local - The Journal Pioneer

 

[Rookie]

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[Bunnykid68]

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QFT

 

[msteiner17]

I'm surprised he didn't rummage through the kitchen first to get some peanut butter or something to lather up...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Well, it is Canada; you can tell by the way their heads flap around when they talk.

 

[Vince49]

Nothing new?

So? Apparently James Beaton it all his life!

 

[Hoosierdood]

Pretty bad when you make a dog vomit.

 

[TopDog]

Quote from the article:

The case of a Central Bedeque man found masturbating while fondling a dog in a neighbour’s home has left a Provincial Court judge unsure how to handle sentencing in the case.

Really? Cant figure out what do? Here is a hint put that SOB away, get him off the street, put him away. How is that for a clue. Not only is he a sick (fill in the blank) but he has no problem breaking and entering. He is dangerous.

 

[indyjoe]

So? Apparently James Beaton it all his life!

First joke that came to mind when I read that name and thought it was too good.

 

[spencer rifle]

It's society's fault. He must be "rehabilitated" and returned to [STRIKE]afflict[/STRIKE] contribute to society.

 

[gunman41mag]

That's a messed up old man

 

[bluewraith]

So? Apparently James Beaton it all his life!

First joke that came to mind when I read that name and thought it was too good.

At least his name wasn't Wanker.