SaintsNSinners
Shooter
So tonight I was out and about shopping for a new vehicle and I ended up down in beech grove, I saw this amazing truck and just had to have it. I didn't mind the pink handcuffs or whips and chains in the back. I wanted the truck and those amazingly shiny jack boots with the wee bit of blood that gives them character.
I went looking for a price and there was none listed.
Awesome a free truck with jack boots.
So I climb in and get it started.
As I am backing it out of the lot I ran over a piece of firewwod. I mean firewood like the jolly green giant trying fill his fire place with whole trees.
The truck ended up stuck on the log (I mean tree)
As I was trying to get the truck off the log some crazy guy came running at me brandishing a gun.
I think he was naked or in his undies with pink bunny slippers but man by looking at him you could tell it was cold.
He yelled something about bacon and how he saw the truck first and he wanted it.
I don't believe in guns so I decided to skedaddle before he tried to shoot me.
I think I will call Shannon Watts. Seems getting a truck now involves guns.
Man it was scary
I went looking for a price and there was none listed.
Awesome a free truck with jack boots.
So I climb in and get it started.
As I am backing it out of the lot I ran over a piece of firewwod. I mean firewood like the jolly green giant trying fill his fire place with whole trees.
The truck ended up stuck on the log (I mean tree)
As I was trying to get the truck off the log some crazy guy came running at me brandishing a gun.
I think he was naked or in his undies with pink bunny slippers but man by looking at him you could tell it was cold.
He yelled something about bacon and how he saw the truck first and he wanted it.
I don't believe in guns so I decided to skedaddle before he tried to shoot me.
I think I will call Shannon Watts. Seems getting a truck now involves guns.
Man it was scary