Greetings y'all, and welcome all you dang foreigners from other nations.

[Eric66]

If you get the reference and chuckled, you're welcome.
If you didn't get the reference or did and were offended, sorry about your life.

But now you know a small part of my sense of humor. The rest varies from dad jokes to darker than the center of a black hole.

About me: 58 as of this writing, former blue collar worker, now white collar with a bluish tint (or blue with a whitish tint depending on what day it is). Married, kids all grown and owned by a few cats (if you have any, you understand).

Anything else you want to know, ask.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Mighty close to the peoples' Republic to be jawin' about furriners, pilgrim.
And welcome!

 

[Mgderf]

If you get the reference and chuckled, you're welcome.
If you didn't get the reference or did and were offended, sorry about your life.

But now you know a small part of my sense of humor. The rest varies from dad jokes to darker than the center of a black hole.

About me: 58 as of this writing, former blue collar worker, now white collar with a bluish tint (or blue with a whitish tint depending on what day it is). Married, kids all grown and owned by a few cats (if you have any, you understand).

Anything else you want to know, ask.

Only one relevant question remains.
Where do you stand on pineapple on pizza?

Be careful how you answer...
Regardless, you'll make comrades and adversaries with your response.

Welcome to Ingo from Lafayette

 

[Mgderf]

Mighty close to the peoples' Republic to be jawin' about furriners, pilgrim.
And welcome!

I think he refers to the local population of late...

 

[Eric66]

Only one relevant question remains.
Where do you stand on pineapple on pizza?

Be careful how you answer...
Regardless, you'll make comrades and adversaries with your response.

Welcome to Ingo from Lafayette

Might be a bit slippery, but you may as well stand on it since it's no longer fit to eat.

Comrades are a bonus, adversaries can be ignored. Besides, if they're busy attacking me, then they're probably leaving someone alone who might have feelings.

 

[BigRed]

If you get the reference and chuckled, you're welcome.
If you didn't get the reference or did and were offended, sorry about your life.

But now you know a small part of my sense of humor. The rest varies from dad jokes to darker than the center of a black hole.

About me: 58 as of this writing, former blue collar worker, now white collar with a bluish tint (or blue with a whitish tint depending on what day it is). Married, kids all grown and owned by a few cats (if you have any, you understand).

Anything else you want to know, ask.

I am offended....now where is my subsidy?

 

[Eric66]

I am offended....now where is my subsidy?

I'll try to get a check in the mail on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

 

[Basher]

Classic Foxworthy from in his prime, and a fellow Lafayette member. Nice to see a few more of us of late!

 

[Mij]

Hello n Welcome

 

[BlackGun]

Greetings... to Eric66

 

[Brandon]

Things you need to know, have you seen wallet?

Bacon.

The tragic boating accident. Man was it tragic.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Welcome from Mitchell.

 

[Expat]

Hello and welcome

 

[Magyars]

Welcome from the Freehold

 

[COOPADUP]

Welcome to the forum and comic relief is always welcome !

 

[tomcat13]

Greetings & Welcome from "Down South"

 

[Mgderf]

Might be a bit slippery, but you may as well stand on it since it's no longer fit to eat.

Comrades are a bonus, adversaries can be ignored. Besides, if they're busy attacking me, then they're probably leaving someone alone who might have feelings.

One of us, one of us...

 

[patience0830]

Ola from Beanblossom!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Things you need to know, have you seen wallet?

Bacon.

The tragic boating accident. Man was it tragic.

So tragic.

 

[Bugzilla]

Welcome from DeMotte!