Gecko45 - Mall Ninja

[Whyhave5]

The topic of Gecko45 came up today at the USPSA in Atlanta today (record turnout btw). Apparently not everyone has heard or read the legend of Gecko45 so I am posting it below. 15-20min of brilliance in the telling of this train wreck.

Enjoy
Bunny

Gecko45, the Original Mall Ninja

 

[jblomenberg16]

Oldie but goodie!

 

[Cameramonkey]

Wow. I had to stop ready. Made my head hurt. The stupid was burning a bit too much for me.

But thanks for posting!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

What is his INGO handle?

 

[Shadow8088]

I read this, and now it burns when I pee... Thanks Obama!!

 

[RobbyMaQ]

lolz! first time I've seen this one

 

[Mad Anthony Wayne]

Best read I have had in awhile. The gun boards are full of people like this. Maybe not that extreme, but similar. I actually stopped commenting much on the boards after I got ganged up on by a bunch of gecko45's for pointing out carrying 30+ magazines for your Glock strapped to your body might not be a good idea. I tried to point out that it may be hard to explain to a prosecutor why you have 500 plus rounds on your body should a situation arise where you hafta use lethal force. I got piled on for it and said "f#@k it, I'm done"....Love the classifieds though :-)

 

[scoutsniper]

that was to funny. i couldn't stop laugh farting! damn you chili! best part is my wife is trying to sleep next to me. im a cruel bastard!

epic story!

 

[Hookeye]

Got burnt by about the 8th post.
Any more stupidity and it'd have to be called CNN.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

As INGO ' s former resident Mall Ninja, I approve. Far to much money being thrown at Eurotechnotrash around here when anyone knows a Hi Point is the way to go.

 

[Pmpkn8r]

That was awful. The very definition of trolling. But jeeze... some of it was amusing at least.

 

[padawan]

Was that an April fools joke? Too funny.

 

[Scout]

Trolling before anyone knew what trolling was.

 

[throttletony]

that was LEGEN...wait for it...DARY!!
Awesome thread. I'm going to reveal something, Bruce Wayne is Gecko45

 

[whippo]

It's not a mall it's a Walmart lol!!!!

 

[Maximinus Thrax]

Trolling before anyone knew what trolling was.

Beautiful to the point of artful.

 

[jbombelli]

I've read that before. A few times, in fact.

That is some of the best gun board trolling in the history of gun boards.

 

[Jeremy1066]

My brain hurts.

 

[9mmfan]

I remember some of old posts. Reading them now kind of makes my brain hurt.



Edit: Bookmarked it for my son to read!

 

[rhino]

The topic of Gecko45 came up today at the USPSA in Atlanta today (record turnout btw). Apparently not everyone has heard or read the legend of Gecko45 so I am posting it below. 15-20min of brilliance in the telling of this train wreck.

Enjoy
Bunny

Gecko45, the Original Mall Ninja

Indeed! I was the one in the squad behind you who had never heard of it.

I blame rvb and his slow-a** trigger finger.