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    FordMan08

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    WORDS YOU NEED TO KNOW AS A MARRIED MAN

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Forget YOU! I don't give a *.....Lol

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
     
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    Dryden

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    "Do you think she's pretty"

    Guys, this is a setup. Do NOT get fooled. Your wife will use ANY answer against you. The proper response is "I don't know. I never look at women that way."

    I'm married 35 years this August.... and still alive!!!:rockwoot:
     

    Jack Ryan

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    That 5 minute thing doesn't mean 5 minutes when it involves you watching the game or any thing else that is not directly focused on her.

    It only means she is going to harp about it from the other room for five more minutes before she comes back to stand in front of you and belly ache about it.
     

    haldir

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    Sorry, Im closing this thread because I got an "Inappropriate Language" warning. I guess the "s" word for poop is not allowed.

    Oh my gosh and by golly.... a warning for that. Thought we were PG13...

    I have learned to get along with the old woman that I need to do the following. Answer "yes dear" to most questions and if that doesn't work, then move to "I'm sorry honey, I don't know what I was thinking." And then have a drink to wash the bad taste out of my mouth :40oz:
     

    Rob377

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    Oh my gosh and by golly.... a warning for that. Thought we were PG13...

    I have learned to get along with the old woman that I need to do the following. Answer "yes dear" to most questions and if that doesn't work, then move to "I'm sorry honey, I don't know what I was thinking." And then have a drink to wash the bad taste out of my mouth :40oz:

    The site rules say PG13, but it's really a G. At least until the children learn to behave themselves.:dunno:
     
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