OK then ! After that major, distorted, slightly sickening segue, here is Lowe's corporate email response:
Thank you for giving Lowes the opportunity to respond to your concerns regarding our policy on firearms in our stores. Lowes abides by federal, state, and local laws regarding firearms, and will continue to do so. Our first and foremost concern is for the safety of our customers. We take all comments and concerns from our customers seriously. We are considerate of all customers, and take no position regarding federal, state, and local laws governing the right to carry firearms.
If you are concerned proper policy was not honored at your local Lowe's, I'll be happy to have the store manager contact you to discuss.
Thank you for giving Lowes the opportunity to respond to your concerns regarding our policy on firearms in our stores. Lowes abides by federal, state, and local laws regarding firearms, and will continue to do so. Our first and foremost concern is for the safety of our customers. We take all comments and concerns from our customers seriously. We are considerate of all customers, and take no position regarding federal, state, and local laws governing the right to carry firearms.
If you are concerned proper policy was not honored at your local Lowe's, I'll be happy to have the store manager contact you to discuss.