jblomenberg16
Grandmaster
I came home from work today, ready for a long weekend. I opened the back door to enjoy some of the unseasonably warm air outside. As I did, something catches my eye in the back yard. Someone is in my back yard, and coming towards the house!
Holy Crap, it is a Zombie!!!
Fortunately, I had trained for such events, and done extensive reading on the internet on how to deal with the undead. I grab my Smith and Wesson M&P15, and prepare to engage the zombie.
As I raise the weapon, the Zombie sees me, and starts walking towards me. I carfully take aim, and BOOM - Headshot!
If you look closely you can see the Zombies left eye has been blown out.
I continue to empty my entire 30-round "[sarcasm] CLIP [/sarcasm]" of special 5.56 Zombie killer rounds. Much to my surprise, the Zombie is unphased and continues towards me.
I throw my weapon down, and grab my backup gun, my daily carry Taurus PT111.
I quickly empty the round I had chambered + the 12 round "[sarcasm] CLIP [/sarcasm]" and surprisingly the zombie continued to make progress.
I realize at this point, that despite thousands of posts on internet forums that zombies can be killed with head shots, in reality it doesn't work. Thinking quickly, I decide to offer the zombie a beer. Fortunately, that worked an the zombie took a seat just shy of the back door and cracked it open.
After a couple High-Lifes, the zombie thanked me, and went on his way to seek out his next victim. So, crisis averted, and the homefront was saved this time. But beware, not everything you read on the internet about Zombie killing can be trusted!
*DISCLAIMER* All firearm safety rules were followed in the photographing of these pictures. The red-dot was taken off my rifle and held with my left hand while taking the picture. The picture with the hand-gun slide is just that: only the slide.
Special thanks to my buddy Dan for playing along, and great work on the make-up!!!
Holy Crap, it is a Zombie!!!
Fortunately, I had trained for such events, and done extensive reading on the internet on how to deal with the undead. I grab my Smith and Wesson M&P15, and prepare to engage the zombie.
As I raise the weapon, the Zombie sees me, and starts walking towards me. I carfully take aim, and BOOM - Headshot!
If you look closely you can see the Zombies left eye has been blown out.
I continue to empty my entire 30-round "[sarcasm] CLIP [/sarcasm]" of special 5.56 Zombie killer rounds. Much to my surprise, the Zombie is unphased and continues towards me.
I throw my weapon down, and grab my backup gun, my daily carry Taurus PT111.
I quickly empty the round I had chambered + the 12 round "[sarcasm] CLIP [/sarcasm]" and surprisingly the zombie continued to make progress.
I realize at this point, that despite thousands of posts on internet forums that zombies can be killed with head shots, in reality it doesn't work. Thinking quickly, I decide to offer the zombie a beer. Fortunately, that worked an the zombie took a seat just shy of the back door and cracked it open.
After a couple High-Lifes, the zombie thanked me, and went on his way to seek out his next victim. So, crisis averted, and the homefront was saved this time. But beware, not everything you read on the internet about Zombie killing can be trusted!
*DISCLAIMER* All firearm safety rules were followed in the photographing of these pictures. The red-dot was taken off my rifle and held with my left hand while taking the picture. The picture with the hand-gun slide is just that: only the slide.
Special thanks to my buddy Dan for playing along, and great work on the make-up!!!