Defending yourself from a <whatever>

[pudly]

With all of the Defending yourself from a <fill-in-the-blank> threads, I thought I might add another one.

After all, who would want to talk about using a gun to defend yourself against something like... oh, I don't know... criminals?!?

Some sample questions for discussion:
-Should you or shouldn't you?
-What color gun is best for self-defense?
-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot?
-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem?
-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies)
-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems?

What do you think?

 

[Vigilant]

With all of the Defending yourself from a <fill-in-the-blank> threads, I thought I might add another one.

After all, who would want to talk about using a gun to defend yourself against something like... oh, I don't know... criminals?!?

Some sample questions for discussion:
-Should you or shouldn't you? Guns are bad throw rocks at them
-What color gun is best for self-defense? Again, guns are bad see answer 1
-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot? And risk my manicure?
-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem? Only in the U.K.
-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies) Midgets, midgets are evil, and midgets in clown suits, well...
-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems? Only if air-dropped over the Middle East

What do you think? Obviously, I don't!

There!

 

[redbarontoys]

Some sample questions for discussion: Great topics

-Should you or shouldn't you? Absolutely a definite maybe

-What color gun is best for self-defense? pink camo so you can hide it in the flowers

-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot? Yeah that too...

-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem?
If we castrate criminals then they won't make more criminals. After all they are born that way and can't help it.

-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies) Hunting one time back in the 70s my dad got attacked by a squirrel.

-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems? Only if marinated in tequilla

What do you think?

I think I am 1 post closer to my 50 requirement to go shopping.

 

[jblomenberg16]

This is a serious thread, right?

With all of the Defending yourself from a <fill-in-the-blank> threads, I thought I might add another one.

After all, who would want to talk about using a gun to defend yourself against something like... oh, I don't know... criminals?!?

Some sample questions for discussion:
-Should you or shouldn't you? --> Sometimes always, but usually never.
-What color gun is best for self-defense? BIG BLACK SCAREY ONES!!!
-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot? --> Criminals know not to even come within the same zip code as them.
-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem? --> If you didn't follow that law, would it in fact be a crime, since crime is illegal???
-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies) --> Carnies
-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems? --> Yes, but only if genuine pork bacon. In a pinch, turkey bacon could, but it seems like Turkey doesn't always play nice.

What do you think? --> I think that, well, um, wait, lemme think about it and get back to you...

 

[Django]

Some sample questions for discussion:
-Should you or shouldn't you?
-What color gun is best for self-defense?
-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot?
-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem?
-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies)
-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems?

Do it.
Pink.
Yes.
Only on holidays. (criminals need a break too)
Chinchillas.
YES!

 

[RelicHound]

With all of the Defending yourself from a <fill-in-the-blank> threads, I thought I might add another one.

After all, who would want to talk about using a gun to defend yourself against something like... oh, I don't know... criminals?!?

Some sample questions for discussion:
-Should you or shouldn't you? Only if the burrito in your pants is still warm
-What color gun is best for self-defense? Depends on what color shoes Im wearing that day
-Would Buzz Aldrin (aka Chuck Norris' father) prefer to just deck the idiot? Most likely
-Wouldn't just passing a law making crimes illegal take care of the problem? Hmmm maybe!
-What else should you worry about defending your self against? (Hamsters give me the heebie-jeebies) The wiggles and furbees
-Can bacon really solve the the world's problems?
probably not
What do you think? I dont think..thats my problem.