Never realized how much a dead human body smells like wet pork rinds.
Anyway, I had an insurance claim yesterday where a guy died and wasn't discovered for 2 weeks. I had to go in and figure out how much repairs would cost from his ____ that _____ all over the wall from his body _____ to about twice it's normal size and ________ after being dead in the summer heat for two weeks (no AC). I had to put on a respirator just to stand the smell for 10 minutes. After I finished I hosed myself down with lysol disinfectant and changed clothes.
Got me to thinking - if the S does HTF, there's going to be a lot of dead body odor around and all the nasties that go with it. The smell will knock you out though if you're not ready for it. The closest thing I can think of that could get you mentally ready for this kind of smell is field dressing a gut shot pig in July.
Get an organic vapor cartridge for your respirator (the cartridge respirators at Home Depot will work) and a can of disinfectant for any work you may have to do around old dead bodies. Worst case scenario if the S never hits the fan you can still use it when you're using your paint sprayer to turn the wife's minivan into the A-team van.
Anyway, I had an insurance claim yesterday where a guy died and wasn't discovered for 2 weeks. I had to go in and figure out how much repairs would cost from his ____ that _____ all over the wall from his body _____ to about twice it's normal size and ________ after being dead in the summer heat for two weeks (no AC). I had to put on a respirator just to stand the smell for 10 minutes. After I finished I hosed myself down with lysol disinfectant and changed clothes.
Got me to thinking - if the S does HTF, there's going to be a lot of dead body odor around and all the nasties that go with it. The smell will knock you out though if you're not ready for it. The closest thing I can think of that could get you mentally ready for this kind of smell is field dressing a gut shot pig in July.
Get an organic vapor cartridge for your respirator (the cartridge respirators at Home Depot will work) and a can of disinfectant for any work you may have to do around old dead bodies. Worst case scenario if the S never hits the fan you can still use it when you're using your paint sprayer to turn the wife's minivan into the A-team van.
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