Chuck Norris DEAD?!?!?!

[MyGlockRocks19]

Apparently he died 7 years ago, and Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him....

Chuck Norris Facts

Enjoy! The ones Chuck picked out himself (purportedly) are in my opinion the best of the bunch!

 

[42769vette]

we have had this thread before and its always a great thread. (i think i may have even started the old thread)

 

[42769vette]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/14391-chuck_norris.html

 

[40calPUNISHER]

I could have told you that...

 

[Benny]

we have had multiple threads before

Fixed.

But yes, always a good time.

A couple of my favorites:

1. When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up...He throws DOWN!

2. Each one of Chuck Norris' balls are bigger than the other.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

I hereby declare that I am immune to allegations of re-posting on this subject, due to the fact that I didn't join the forum until a month after said topic had already been discussed!

My current favorite..."Chuck Norris does not sleep....he waits."

 

[Phil502]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

My Favorite, better theb the old lightswitch joke.

 

[42769vette]

I hereby declare that I am immune to allegations of re-posting on this subject, due to the fact that I didn't join the forum until a month after said topic had already been discussed!

My current favorite..."Chuck Norris does not sleep....he waits."

you should be proud of your repost. these threads are great. if i had thought about it i would have bumped one of them

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

I'm mightily proud of it...I put a lot of thought into the subject line, as I'd hoped to grab the eye and make casual readers go "WHAT? Oh noes!"

 

[WhitleyStu]

I am especially fond of the wigs he has been wearing for the past few years. With his money I would think he could afford one that looks like real hair (looking over my shoulder)....

 

[tv1217]

I have a Chuck Norris facts calender. It's still on August "Chuck Norris' House doesn't have doors, just wall that he walks through"

September is "Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds"

 

[jtmarine1911]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Hahahah! That rocks!!!!



Oh this is even better!!!!!!

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

 

[JustGone]

"When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down."

 

[rambone]

He's not dead but apparently he will shortly be 70 years old. Woah!

 

[JustGone]

He's not dead but apparently he will shortly be 70 years old. Woah!

You cannot count Chuck Norris's age, your mind will explode if you try!

 

[Gritch]

The best one I have ever heard: "Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag girls, he potato sacks them!"

 

[Dryden]

Chuck Norris had the chest hairs pulled off him by Bruce Lee.!!!!


Bruce was so fast, he would pluck your heart out and show it to you before you died.