Unless and except as permitted by regulations made as hereinafter provided in this subchapter, it shall be unlawful at any time, by any means or in any manner, to pursue, hunt, take, capture, kill, attempt to take, capture, or kill, possess, offer for sale, sell, offer to barter, barter, offer to purchase, purchase, deliver for shipment, ship, export... etc. etc. etc.
My guess, but IANAL. My 3-year-old likes to chase and "herd" the geese when they come into our backyard from the retention pond. Guess he's a criminal, too...
i saw some people the other day with a RC boat on a retention pond and as I was driving by all the geese were running/waddling for their lives. About ran off the road i was laughing so hard. What a great idea..plus them boats look fun even without geese. Might have to get me one next year to play around with!
Please ban all remote control toys. Children have been seen grinning while playing with these devices. Before long, we can expect those very same children to experience joy and fun in their lives. As a congress zombie, please put an end to it before our next generation becomes uncontrollably happy.