Burglary suspect hides in lake. Gatorhem ensues.

[Alamo]

Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him | Fox News

D'oh!

 

[IndyDave1776]

Give the burglar his Darwin Award, and give the gator a Grover Norquist Award for doing his part to keep taxes down!

 

[Alamo]

p.s.

Am I a bad person because I laughed when I read the title, but was sad when I read "... and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized." "Behaved aggressively?" I mean, it's a gator. Gator gonna aggress when you move in on his turf.

 

[Woobie]

Lol, one comment said "The gator got a hand and a foot, but the burglar would have cost the taxpayers an arm and a leg."

 

[ghuns]

p.s.

Am I a bad person because I laughed when I read the title, but was sad when I read "... and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized." "Behaved aggressively?" I mean, it's a gator.

Killing a gator for being a gator is wrong. Killing a gator cause they're absolutely focking delicious is perfectly OK.

 

[printcraft]

Poor gator was put down.

 

[jagee]

p.s.

Am I a bad person because I laughed when I read the title, but was sad when I read "... and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized." "Behaved aggressively?" I mean, it's a gator. Gator gonna aggress when you move in on his turf.

Why did they have to euthanize it? They just needed to choot it!

 

[KellyinAvon]

p.s.

Am I a bad person because I laughed when I read the title, but was sad when I read "... and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized." "Behaved aggressively?" I mean, it's a gator. Gator gonna aggress when you move in on his turf.

Did you laugh manically? I did!!

 

[SMiller]

Hah

 

[Alamo]

Did you laugh manically? I did!!

I think it was more maniac than manic.

 

[femurphy77]

-Burp!-

 

[IndyDave1776]

-Burp!-

I can just imagine you holding a gator over your shoulder patting its back!

 

[femurphy77]

I can just imagine you holding a gator over your shoulder patting its back!

He's a big sweetie!!

 

[Bennettjh]

Glad the gator got him.

That's sad they put it down because it was acting like a gator does. What did they expect it to do? Nuzzle up beside they guy and take a nap?

 

[ghuns]

He's a big sweetie!!

After he's deep fried and dipped in cajun remoulade.

 

[KellyinAvon]

I think it was more maniac than manic.

On a bigger screen it would've been maniacally.

 

[Mark 1911]

Bite me!

 

[JStang314]

So is it gross to eat a gator that just ate a person?

 

[halfmileharry]

It wasn't that hoodlum's day. I hate a thief. I hope the gator enjoyed him.

 

[miguel]