Bazinga

[Bunnykid68]

I just started watching this show a few months ago, I love it.

 

[catielynnb]

Leonard: Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
Sheldon: Four tines is a fork. Three tines is a trident. One is for eating, one if for ruling the seven seas.

 

[hornadylnl]

If I were wrong, don't you think I'd know about it?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Leonard: Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.
Sheldon: Four tines is a fork. Three tines is a trident. One is for eating, one if for ruling the seven seas.

 

[Bunnykid68]

4 post in and this thread is already full of win

 

[catielynnb]

This can go on for awhile.

Bernadette: Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?
Sheldon: I don't know, 2/3 days, not important. I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.
Penny: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
Leonard: No, that's a crazy thing.

 

[hornadylnl]

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
* *
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
* *
Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
* *
Sheldon: That's the beauty of it.

 

[hornadylnl]

Sheldon: Coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

 

[catielynnb]

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

 

[catielynnb]

Also, this. I've done this to someone...

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Quote from Raj ¨ ¨

That would be it, there be women posting here

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Now come on, I have three prong forks. I like them. Hell with the seven seas. Haven't seen this show, though.

 

[catielynnb]

Shiiiiiiiiny

Amy: Jewelry?! Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative- ohh, it's a tiara!

 

[JetGirl]

Penny: "What are you doing?"
Sheldon: "I'm helping you get your arm in your shirt"
Penny: "Does that feel like my arm?"
Sheldon: "No. It doesn't feel like an arm."
Penny: "Then maybe you ought to let it go..."

 

[catielynnb]

Then there's this one.

Amy: I think a boy likes me!
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon.

 

[Benny]

I love everything about the show but the canned laughter.

Sheldon: Excuse me! Wolverine Origin, mini series issue two, page 22, retractable bone claws. You know, if you three spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books, we would have much less of these embarrassing moments.

 

[catielynnb]

.... Hopefully this won't ruin anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9KXKbBKp1A

But this one just makes me laugh and laaaaaugh

 

[hornadylnl]

Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing.

 

[Bunnykid68]

It is on right now, see you peeps in the mornin

 

[hornadylnl]

Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?