Assault Rifle Owners Have Tiny Penises!

[7urtle]

So what are Women with these sporty rifles compensating for, other than recoil. I guess these rifles are just, well, good looking well functioning rifles.

daddy issues

 

[chezuki]

EDIT: weird glitch, this posted in wrong thread...

 

[churchmouse]

Then what does my `81 Suzuki GS550LX say about me?

I will ponder this for a while and get back to you when I have checked in the mirror.......

 

[kawtech87]

Then what does my `81 Suzuki GS550LX say about me?

Aside from having good taste in gas saving motorcycles?

Ummm.... Idk, biker momma?

 

[cobber]

So what are Women with these sporty rifles compensating for, other than recoil. I guess these rifles are just, well, good looking well functioning rifles.

No Hartley pretty much says they have tiny penises too.

Somebody failed junior high school biology? (And life?)

 

[CathyInBlue]

Somebody failed junior high school biology? (And life?)

And sex ed. Seriously, does anybody fail sex ed?

 

[cobber]

And sex ed. Seriously, does anybody fail sex ed?

When I was in school, we didn't even have sex ed. Years of trial and error...

 

[Ted]

And sex ed. Seriously, does anybody fail sex ed?

Yes. If not in academia, certainly in the University of Life.

I was once a chance privy to a conversation between a teenager and parent, conveying some fairly bad reproductive advice. I had to butt in with a reality check and inform the two otherwise, for instance, that a woman could indeed become pregnant when engaging in unprotected intercourse whilst during her menses.

"Idiocracy" is such a prophetic film.

 

[printcraft]

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[TheRude1]

Holy Crap... how did they know!

 

[draftyranger]

Wow! These anti-gunners are so lame!

 

[Ted]

Then what does my `81 Suzuki GS550LX say about me?

You are dating elderly Japanese men?

 

[stlaser]

Apparently he thinks all the assult weapon owners are male! Where are those bleeding heart womens rights groups when you need em?

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Hartley, who is also a stand-up comedian, suggests at one point that a
“Swedish-made penis-enlargement pump” could be “more effective than arming
yourself to the teeth.”

This metro-sexual has obviously never been a victim of violent crime.

“I encourage you to spread the rumor that when gun owners talk about their 9
mms, they’re actually referring to their genitalia and not the caliber of their
weapons,” Hartley concludes. “With any luck, we can stigmatize gun ownership and
encourage people to give up their firearms willingly.”

Really? Some pansy-ass tries to insult my manhood, and I feel so bad about it, and so publicly ridiculed & shunned that I am going to tuck tail & turn in my weapons?

What kind of liberal utopia do these people live in???

 

[gunowner930]

And of course it is the metrosexual douchebags making those claims. "Men" who wear eye shadow and skinny jeans and have never been in a physical or verbal confrontation in their lives, nor have they ever gotten their prissy little hands dirty in the line of work all of a sudden get to decide that "real men" don't have or need "assault weapons." Funny how that works huh?

 

[arthrimus]

And of course it is the metrosexual douchebags making those claims. "Men" who wear eye shadow and skinny jeans and have never been in a physical or verbal confrontation in their lives, nor have they ever gotten their prissy little hands dirty in the line of work all of a sudden get to decide that "real men" don't have or need "assault weapons." Funny how that works huh?

Well you couldn't possibly expect "Real Men" to make these decisions on their own. What's next? Letting businesses decide for themselves whether they want to allow smoking or not? Letting the people manage their own money? Get real!

 

[j706]

Anti gunners have small penises requiring them to sit down to pee. As a result they are mad at the world. Pathetic human beings I tell ya...pathetic.

 

[Mosinowner]

They are just jealous

 

[Movealongmovealong]

If a burglar breaks into his house, I'm sure Todd will be ready and willing to give him a beating with his tallywacker.

 

[nickman54]

Question

If one owns more than one AR does it cancel out the small twig effect? If not im screwed.