As John Steinbeck once said:

[LongbowMachining]

As John Steinbeck once said:


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.


2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics stink.


3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.


4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.


5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.


7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
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[Coach]

Good points but I find it hard to be a John Steinbeck fan. I am still mad about having to read The Grapes of Wrath in 1986.

 

[turnandshoot4]

I liked that book. I liked the pearl as well.

 

[Coach]

I liked that book. I liked the pearl as well.

Congratulations. I am happy for you but I do not understand it.

 

[Ashkelon]

grapes of wrath....perhaps more people should read it to know whats coming.

 

[JByer323]

I kinda like Of Mice and Men...

 

[1 old 0311]

Good thread!

 

[dross]

Congratulations. I am happy for you but I do not understand it.

I'll make you a deal - I'll teach you how to understand and love John Steinbeck's writing, you teach me how to be a quick and accurate shot!