"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[hopper68]

Uh, lolwut? Beard = Muslim?

Dang, I must have converted 25 years ago and never knew. And the closet Muslims come out every November!!!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Well, I guess I can't be a muslim, since I can't grow a beard like that. Of course I'm only 51; maybe it'll come in when I grow up.

 

[printcraft]

I don't think mustached beards are "allowed"..... Oh well, at least its not covered in glitter.

 

[pudly]

I don't think mustached beards are "allowed"..... Oh well, at least its not covered in glitter.

You got something against glitter mustaches?

 

[printcraft]

You got something against glitter mustaches?

Not this time of year... it's festive!

 

[Joe G]

Dang... I guess I turn muslim every winter.

 

[actaeon277]

Dang... I guess I turn muslim every winter.

[video=youtube;mgekmOqCFTU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU[/video]

 

[jamil]

[video=youtube;mgekmOqCFTU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU[/video]

The 80s weren't kind to music.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

7th grader banned from wearing Star Wars shirt to school twitchy.com

 

[actaeon277]

7th grader banned from wearing Star Wars shirt to school twitchy.com

Durka Durka

 

[BogWalker]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

No tone to CBS News ad. None at all. They aren't trying to scare anyone.

 

[jamil]

Someone's been hanging around the gun shop.

 

[pudly]

Someone's been hanging around the gun shop.

Smart gun shop. This tool was fed obviously false info that anyone who knows how guns operate would recognize as .

 

[sharkey]

Smart gun shop. This tool was fed obviously false info that anyone who knows how guns operate would recognize as .

Darn tootin'. Everyone knows, you need to SHARPEN the firing pin. The secret to full auto is aerodynamics: the pointy pin will hit the primer faster and more sharply, unlike the rounded ones that have to batter their way through the thick smoke of previous shots and bludgeon the primer into exploding.

 

[Cozy439]

...God I learn SO much here. Off to Menards for a file.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Someone's been hanging around the gun shop.

My bet is it was this guy:

 

[jamil]

...God I learn SO much here. Off to Menards for a file.

Yeah, make sure you get the special helical cone diamond cut file.

 

[sharkey]

Yeah, make sure you get the special helical cone diamond cut file.

Woah, that's some serious **** for a civilian! Better starting off using a leftwards crosscut, self-lubricating with safety kerf prophylactic entry model.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

US school stops teaching Huckleberry Finn because of 'use of the N-word' | Books | The Guardian

This is such ****ing nonsense. Do they even understand how anti-racist the book is?

No, we can't use the book as a legitimate teaching opportunity to educate kids on the history and context of the word... no we just need to ban it, and ignore history altogether.