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    Are you a Democrat or a Republican ?



    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:




    You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.


    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

    scream’s obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.





    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP and you are an expert shot.



    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



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    Democrat’s


    Answer


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock he knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.





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    Republican's

    Answer:





    BANG!
     
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    jeremy

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    Heck you had the answer before the scenerio ever concluded...

    No Lib Dem would be carrying a Kimber.... That;s what they pay others to do...
     

    Bill of Rights

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    Libertarian's answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload and scan for other threats>

    Wife, with matching Kimber: Clear!
    Child #1: Nice grouping, Daddy!
    Child #2: Daddy, I have your brass to reload!

    :D
     

    teddy12b

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    Libertarian's answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload and scan for other threats>

    Wife, with matching Kimber: Clear!
    Child #1: Nice grouping, Daddy!
    Child #2: Daddy, I have your brass to reload!

    :D



    :cheers: I like your answer the best. For now until I'm convinced otherwise I plan on voting straight card independent. I think both sides are too corrupt.
     

    38special

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    Libertarian's answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!<reload and scan for other threats>

    Wife, with matching Kimber: Clear!
    Child #1: Nice grouping, Daddy!
    Child #2: Daddy, I have your brass to reload!

    :D


    Apparently said libertarian needs some target practice. That many shots for 1 terrorist? :ar15: :D
     

    hotfarmboy1

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    This is a slightly different version of one that's been posted before that also included a redneck. And basically the redneck's answer was the same as BOR's answer for a libertarian.
     

    Beau

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    :hijack:Did anyone see the article on AOL calling Jeff Dunham a racist? Basically said his act of stereotypes promotes intolerance and hate. :rolleyes:
     

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