I peed on an electric fence once. Don't think that makes me an electrician though.
I thought I was the only one that did that. Out squirrel hunting, I was sure this bush and fence wouldn't be electrified. Knocked me flat on my back, pissing a fountain all over myself. The "3rd rail" mythbisters wasn't as enjoyable as other found it. Been there, pissed that.
Did you gain super powers?
Are you kidding?
Not at all. Electrocuting your "junk" will make getting kicked in the balls feel nice.
Thanks guys. I picked up some 2/0 copper today and I need to get the conduit in the am. The trenching contractor said no need for an inspection or permit due to it being an existing service and we are just adding a meter at the house which had been fed from the meter at the barn.