America suffering from clown shortage

[HotD]

No. Seriously.

AOL.com Article - America suffering from clown shortage

Though apparently Washington DC isn't included within the ranks.

 

[ghostdncr]

Though apparently Washington DC isn't included within the ranks.

I raced over here to make a snarky comment about them clearly not looking in the right place. Well played. Well played, indeed!

 

[tv1217]

This is bull****. Chicago has more than 2500 residents.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

"Suffering" is sort of a strong word. "Not noticing" is probably more apt. When was the last time you thought "Gosh, this would be better if there were clowns here" other than a rodeo?

 

[Classic]

They should look in Washington DC, no shortage of clowns there.

 

[rockhopper46038]

All the best lines have been taken.

 

[hoosierdoc]

All the best lines have been taken.

So stated Whitney Houston, or was that John Belushi, or Robert Downey Jr. I'm not good at pop culture.

 

[printcraft]

Reporting for duty!

Heheheheh............ duty.......

 

[BogWalker]

I wonder, in the wake of the shortage can it be expected for the median wage of clowns to rise?

 

[HoughMade]

Well, I wake up screaming in terror less than I used to.

 

[printcraft]

 

[metaldog]

 

[HoughMade]

Well....no sleep tonight.

 

[starbreather]

coulrophobia

 

[printcraft]

Well....no sleep tonight.

Nah, don't worry about it.
It's just a shadow just over the edge of your bed.... no reason to keep an eye on it for movement.

 

[HoughMade]

...and now I'm thinking about Capt. Spauding. Madden on the XBox overnight.

 

[tv1217]

I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

 

[remauto1187]

Doesnt matter....the shortage anyway....Probably atleast half here on this forum are scared of clowns. WUSSES!

 

[stephen87]

So stated Whitney Houston, or was that John Belushi, or Robert Downey Jr. I'm not good at pop culture.

Actually, I think that was Chris Farley.


On topic, there can't be a shortage of clowns. I work with 20+ of them. That's just at ONE of my jobs.

 

[The Keymaster]

Wait, they will pay me to be a clown?