So I'm in a McDonald's a little bit ago, taking a dump...minding my own business when some guy comes in and walks right to the stall door I'm using and tries to come in (don't most people try to knock or say "anyone in there" or something?). This was not the only stall in the restroom ...So I say "yea!" To let him know that someone is in there....
A minute or two passes, I'm sitting there in the stall looking on my phone when I see something in the corner of my eye. I look up quickly to see this guy starring at me over the stall door, dangling and everything! After that split second of making eye contact with this ****, I yell "what the ****!" I pull my pants up and make a dash at the stall door, holding my pants up with one hand, unlock the stall door (heavy duty door and lock so I couldn't just push through it like the old school ones) and just watch as I see the back of his leg leaving the restroom....
Now, I'm not going to run after this guy through the store holding my pants up with one hand, and on top of that, I realized my pistol is sitting on the toilet paper thing. So I quickly go back, clean my rear, grab and put away my pistol, then head out the bathroom door....
I notice, as I'm quickly walking out of the bathroom to look for this sicko, that everyone in the McDonald's is staring at me (I'm guessing the guy ran out of the restroom which put people on alert or something). So I slow down my pace and smile (what else could I do, lol). Gave the room a once over, didn't look like any of them so I just proceeded to walk out of the store and gave the parking lot a once over with no avail.....
A big WTF moment for me....who the hell does that?
A minute or two passes, I'm sitting there in the stall looking on my phone when I see something in the corner of my eye. I look up quickly to see this guy starring at me over the stall door, dangling and everything! After that split second of making eye contact with this ****, I yell "what the ****!" I pull my pants up and make a dash at the stall door, holding my pants up with one hand, unlock the stall door (heavy duty door and lock so I couldn't just push through it like the old school ones) and just watch as I see the back of his leg leaving the restroom....
Now, I'm not going to run after this guy through the store holding my pants up with one hand, and on top of that, I realized my pistol is sitting on the toilet paper thing. So I quickly go back, clean my rear, grab and put away my pistol, then head out the bathroom door....
I notice, as I'm quickly walking out of the bathroom to look for this sicko, that everyone in the McDonald's is staring at me (I'm guessing the guy ran out of the restroom which put people on alert or something). So I slow down my pace and smile (what else could I do, lol). Gave the room a once over, didn't look like any of them so I just proceeded to walk out of the store and gave the parking lot a once over with no avail.....
A big WTF moment for me....who the hell does that?
