Thank Goodness. Now I don't have to start day swing in the morning. I hate days. 57 management types, all of them have secret projects to try to get promo points, and all of them think I'm the only mechanic in the place. And I don't have assigned duties already. Bring on the apocolypse.
Al Gore, during a hastily scheduled press conference today confirmed this lady's story.
He also announced that "I am 17% Mayan and I was made aware of this impending tragedy shortly after birth."
He later went on to say that "had we as a nation possessed the collective intelligence to elect him into an appropriate position of power" he could have staved off this catastrophe and saved the world.
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