All the things I miss out on since I canceled my cable tv... Such as live, on-air endorsements for human microchipping.
I'll take mine right in my forehead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjkHiuQZ7pI
Behold the "Smart Pill" that is swallowed inside of your prescription pills, activated by stomach acid, transmits data to an electronic patch worn on your skin [or in your forehead], which in turn can forward the data to a smartphone or through the internet to your doctor [or government]...