LOL. That is funny as hell but very true. Go with one of the the Kel-tecsThe Kel-Tec P11 or PF9 are both good guns for the money.
The advantage of the Hi-Point C9 is that it makes a better club than either the P11 or PF9 when you run out of ammo.
Again, very good advice. When it comes to personal protection you do not want to sell yourself or your loved ones for that matter, shortSave your money & buy a quality gun