What I learned this Summer, by BBI:
1) Que's driveway is a hotbed of criminal activity.
2) .45 is still the greatest thing ever.
3) People forget about the .357. The simple noise of taking it out of your pocket would cause the bad guy to poo his pants and elevate his blood pressure to the point his brain explodes, rendering him a nasty, but unthreatening, mess on the gravel
4) Digging in your trunk = asking for trouble.
5) Caffeine is a hell of a drug. Obviously the poor bad guy just needs his Starbucks fix and is trying to turn his life around after just one more cup.
7) Que makes videos that you should definitely sit through even if your attention span is...ohh, shiny thing over there.
8) What happened to 6?