- Jan 12, 2012
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After spending an evening relaxing at an establishment which serves a variety of consumable goods, I was driving home and swerved to miss a hole in the road the size of Rhode Island when this state trooper stops me. He tells me that he saw me swerve (no kidding!) and insists that I get out of my car and do monkey tricks on the street such that he can test my sobriety. After demonstrating my ability to do the hokey pokey balancing on one foot, he decides that he needs to frisk me and makes me stand with feet apart and hands on top of my car as he starts to search my person. Before he gets down to waist level, my wallet reaches out and grabs him! What do I do now? He is too heavy to carry around in my pocket and I don't want to have to feed him for the rest of his life. How do you suppose ISP would react if I tried to turn him in? I am really at a loss as to what I should do. Suggestions will be appreciated!
By the way, do you think they will charge Wallet with kidnapping?
By the way, do you think they will charge Wallet with kidnapping?