So yesterday morning I was finishing up the night shift at my tired and thankless job when all of a sudden this ******* comes out of nowhere and kicks the crap out of me. The other three guys in my crew just stood there as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was after this random act of violence, the guy collapsed on the floor and started crying like a little *****!!! He finally got up and slowly hobbled off into the darkness leaving the four of to our work. Thankfully, I wasn't hurt. I don't even blame my co-workers for not running to my aid, after all, they each had their own corners to support and this bed isn't going to hold itself up!!